I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
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I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
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FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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