Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
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you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
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I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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