i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
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You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
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Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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