i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
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...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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