What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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