we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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