you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
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Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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