im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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