Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
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some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
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dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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