did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
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whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
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It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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