He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
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