So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
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when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
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I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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