We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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