i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
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Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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