Writing my paper on freud at bar
Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...