the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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