Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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