I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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