so explain again why im purple
no
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
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hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
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She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I need water and some morals
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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