how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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