gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
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She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
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you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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