just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
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I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
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If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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