You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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