So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
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she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
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I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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