Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
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I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
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I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'm both gender and math confused
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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