There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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