the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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