i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
