No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
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So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
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Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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