He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Redeem this text for a blowjob
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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