Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
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No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
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Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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