I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
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He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
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well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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