THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Mom said you looked used
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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