I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize
