If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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