If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
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I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
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He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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