when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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