rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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