i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
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Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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