Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.