I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue