The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
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just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
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its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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