One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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