If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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