That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
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Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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