That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
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She swung at the pinata with crutches
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
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No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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