Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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