So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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