Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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