They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
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you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
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some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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