Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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