So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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