coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
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I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
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He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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