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Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
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You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
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I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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